Races

Most of you know that I often mishear what people say. It's not like I don't hear them in a way that they need to speak up or stop muttering. I just invent neat other things that could make sense, but are always semi-outlandish.

Lately I've taken to misreading, too. 

Today I was looking at half-marathons to run, and found one called the Chastity Chase Half- Marathon. Immediately I thought things like, "What must that race end like?"

Don't worry, it's really the Charity Chase Half-Marathon.