Things you don't want to hear while getting a haricut.

I cut Andrew's hair this morning. Not abnormal, I cut his about every month or so. This morning, however, I just kept saying things that Andrew told me you don't really want to hear during a haircut. These include:

This probably isn't my best haircut.
I can't find the scissors. Where are the scissors? (They were lost to me, and when Andrew said he found them, I thought he had found the kitchen sheers...which I was just going to use as a stand in.)
Oh, dang it! (Said not in reference to the haircut, but to the fact that I had just stuck a hairy comb in mouth...but Andrew didn't know that.)
I can't see very well.
Hmmm, your hair won't lie flat, but I think it'll work anyway.

Not a terribly long list, but it only takes about 10 minutes to cut his hair, that's a comment to make Andrew nervous every two minutes.

Don't you want me to cut YOUR hair?